"You have a long journey ahead of you to get out of these woods," says the flashy troll. "You will have to solves some difficult puzzles and fight some fearsome enemies ... but if you are quick and clever, you may survive."

Your options: Ask Troll how to get out of these woods. Tell Troll that his fashion-sense is exquisite. Threaten to kill Troll if he does not give you his cool goggles. Attack Troll with your bare hands. Take the path north back the way you came.